callie: this is great. i am going to get a good grade in helping my mom get away with murder, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
mother-daughter bonding over being women in stem (stealing, trespassing, evading arrest, manipulating cops) 🫡
Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane
this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i’ll go home and change into my other shirt
Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it
U are a ghost and nothing is real
Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up
The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you’re just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window
It just occurred to me that getting a hat steamed up for you is something a lot of people have never seen or done. Speaking of which, i kind of miss my hat now…